Running Around a Rock

March 23, 2021

WHEN: 03/23/2021
QIC: Maraschino
PAX: Beaujolais, Bread N Butter, Brotox, Chum, Dueling Banjos, Forbidden Fruit, Homes, Iron Lung, Jinx, Jingles, Nescafe, Paper Boy, RG3, Zika

Someone mysteriously signed YHC up to Q The Rabbit what Zika calls “Churham’s Premier Running AO.”  As some know, YHC is properly categorized as a “non-runner.”  Leading up, the skepticism was high (the highest in YHC’s own brain), especially given YHC’s nonconforming running-heavy boot camp at The Big House last week.  Yesterday, YHC reassured the PAX that The Rabbit would be a pure running workout.

15 PAX circled up.

 

Warm-a-Rama

20 SSHs IC

10 WMHs IC

10 MCs IC

10 Abe Vigodas

10 Imperial Walkers IC (YHC was so nervous to Q this veritable group of runners that he may have called it Willie Mays Hayes)

10 LBACs IC

10 reverse LBACs IC

Ricky Bobby to Boulder Park.


The Thang

YHC explained the routine.  Goal was to work on lactate threshold and recovery.  Was promised by brother-in-law that this routine could provoke merlot spillage.  During the second-to-last tempo run, YHC thought he saw a PAX bent over by Iron Lung, but it turned out he was just getting some coaching.

2:00 tempo run

2:00 recovery jog

3:00 tempo run

2:00 recovery jog

4:00 tempo run

2:00 recovery jog

5:00 tempo run

Halftime yoga break

5:00 tempo run

2:00 recovery jog

4:00 tempo run

2:00 recovery jog

3:00 tempo run

2:00 recovery jog

2:00 tempo run

 

Mosey back to AO.

 

Mary

Ring of fire with each PAX contributing a Perkin.

 

COT

Zika announced the Run for Malawi 2021 Edition and the corresponding F—OFF.  Details here.  Name-a-rama.  YHC took us out.

 

Moleskin

YHC noted that running is that rare sport when you can be on the same “playing surface” as someone who is dramatically better than you.  By contrast, YHC will likely never step on the same basketball court as Lebron James.  This fact can be both intimidating and inspiring.  YHC chooses to draw inspiration from the much faster Rabbits.  Perhaps enough to eventually change his category from “non-runner” to “wannabe runner.”