Long live the Sassy Salsa Plank!

July 30, 2020

WHEN: 07/28/2020
QIC: My Little Pony
PAX: Nubbin, Frizzle, Jellystone, Kitty Litter, Cosmo, Wreck It Ralph, Scapula, Cardiac, Bellhop, Kia, Pallino, Castaway, Awesome Baby, One Direction

YHC returned to the Piranha after a far too long absence.  We are creatures of habits and my Tuesday habits are not great.

Looking for some inspiration as I planned the day’s festivities, brother Cosmo delivered with a timely barb about abdominal exercise videos and charted our course.

Warm-up:

SSH, Good Mornings, WMH, LBAC, Reverse, Slow Merkin, Slow Squat

We began with a 4 corners grinder.  Basic premise was to hit the 4 corners of the parking lot via different methods of travel all engaging the chest/shoulders.

From corner 1 to corner 2, travel merkin (right hand leads)

From corner 2 to corner 3, bear crawl

From corner 3 to corner 4, travel merkin (left hand leads)

From corner 4 back to corner 1, crawl bear

Next we set out to recreate another 4 corner, this time an escalator, with slightly obtuse angles across the school campus.

Starting parking lot – 10 burpees OYO, then mosey to:

Basketball courts – 10 burpees OYO, 20 Carolina Dry Docks, then mosey to:

Back parking lot – 10 burpees OYO, 20 Carolina Dry Docks, 30 Jump Squats, then mosey to:

Mid peanut loop – 10 burpees OYO, 20 Carolina Dry Docks, 30 Jump Squats, 40 LBC’s

Next we partnered up for Ab work. Partner 1 completes a full peanut/filbert(?) lap, while partner 2 performs a called ab exercise continuously until he returns.  Flap jack and repeato. Both plank it out until all PAX are finished.

We got in 4 rounds of this, with approximately 2 minutes per exercise for each PAX:

(1) Hello Dolly

(2) Peter Parker

(3) Flutter Kicks

(4) Sassy Planks

Sassy planks are directly stolen from my M’s virtual exercise classes. They seemed like a perfect capper to the 8-minute abs inspired Q.  If only YHC could have squeezed into some leggings and found a fluorescent headband.  Maybe next time.

The real debate is if Sassy Planks should be the official exercise name or if a cooler name is merited. One Direction had a great suggestion with Salsa Planks and the act of lifting and crossing legs does conjure up images of dance steps, a la Salsa Dancing.  I think the only fair thing to do is compromise and officially dub them “Sassy Salsa Planks”.

COT

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