Greek Freak and Spam at Paradise

July 22, 2021

WHEN: 07/22/2021
QIC: Spam
PAX: Bogey, Bumpdraft, Catskill, Dean Wormer, Funny Bone, GoldenBoy, Nacho Libre, Quicken, Rambler, Red October, Singlet, Sippy Cup (From Richmond), Spooky, Vice

After much mumble chatter the night before YHC took the reins from an injured Spit Bucket to lead a tribute to Giannis Antetokounmpo (and yes, that is spelled correctly) coming off his first NBA Championship. Donning a way too tight #34 jersey we were all set to “fear the deer.” And of note, a good thing I didn’t agree to co-Q with Maraschino as a fart sack left us all (not) surprised at his no-show.

Warm-Up:

Mosey to the sheds by the practice fields to collect blocks only to learn the blocks had moved to the side of the school.  Before heading back to the AO to gather blocks:

20 SSH

10 WMH

20 OHC

10 Good Mornings (Manafort Style)

Another minute or two of stretching before the Mosey back to the AO and gathering of blocks

 

The Thang (inclusive of Mary):

Using the statistics of Giannis both during Game 6 (only the 6th player to score 50 points or more in an NBA Finals Game) created a workout that built to a crescendo of a 50 count in cadence LBC finale.

We did 7 Rounds adding an exercise each round and ending each round with a lap around the parking lot.

 

Round 1:

5 Blockees – Giannis had 5 blocks in Game 6

Lap around the parking lot (those with injuries bear crawled, crab walked, stair climbed as a substitute)

 

Round 2:

5 Blockees +

14 Bobby Hurley’s – Giannis had 14 Rebounds in Game 6

Lap around the parking lot

 

Round 3:

5 Blockees, 14 BH +

16 Merkins – Giannis had 16 Field Goals in Game 6

Lap around the parking lot

 

Round 4:

5 Blockees, 14 BH, 16 Merkins +

17 Shoulder Presses with the Block – Giannis made 17 (of 19) Free Throws in Game 6

Lap around the Parking Lot

 

Round 5:

5 Blockees, 14 BH, 16 Merkins, 17 SP +

28 Flutter Kicks led by Red October – Giannis averaged 28 PPG this season

Lap around the Parking Lot

 

Round 6:

5 Blockees, 14 BH, 16 Merkins, 17 SP, 28 Flutters +

34 Bicep Curls with the Block – Giannis’ jersey number

Lap around the parking lot

 

Round 7: (if only this was a Game 7 victory this really would have lined up well)

5 Blockees, 14 BH, 16 Merkins, 17 SP, 28 Flutters, 34 Curls +

50 LBC in Cadence – Points scored by Giannis in Game 6

Three overachievers did a final lap around the parking lot (Funny Bone, Sippy Cup and Spooky)

 

Returned the Blocks to their new home

 

COT:

Welcomed back the one and only Rambler to Paradise. Reminded everyone that we all need support from each other when things get tough. Our support of fellow pax like Rambler shows the value of the F3 community.

 

Coffeteria (12 PAX joined) followed at Lowe’s – Thanks Vice for buying

Quick Announcement: My son #Zion is looking to earn some money this summer and is doing an amazing job washing and detailing cars for $20 per hour. Typically takes him 2-3 hours. He has all the supplies and does a great job.  Check Mumble Chatter for a flyer he put together.