The 2022 Pledge Class of F3 Churham is looking tough! Fat Tire, Puddles, Cypress Hill, Aldi, Shoemaker, and Thunderstruck are the young guns. Spam conceded that 90% of posting is half mental, and delighted the PAX with his attendance and sunny demeanor.
Warmorama
SSH x 30
WMH x 10
Hillbilly x 8
Merkins IC x 10
Run to upper parking lot
Squats IC x 10
Merkins IC x 10
Imperial walker x 10
Run back to lower lot.
The Thang
Count off by twos.
Round one: a One kicks or throws the football as far as possible (don’t aim for Flapjack’s M’s new car; aim for the dang Teslas!) and the Twos bear crawl to the ball while the Ones do tuck jumps. Switcheroo and repeat x 2
Round two: as above, change to crab walk and squats, repeat x 2
Round three: as above, change to bunnyhop and nolan ryans, repeat x 2
Recover
Mosey to concrete path, five rounds of pull-ups IC and dips IC. Wile E claims the dips are more difficult if one keeps one’s legs straight. No other PAX appeared to test this hypothesis.
Run back to the parking lot.
Mary
Heels to Heaven IC x 20
Ice Chalets (???), maybe aka Apolo Onos or Icecapades, IC x 20
Superman IC x 10
ROF: hold squat; 3 burpees each
LBC IC x 20
ROF: hold high plank; sprint around the outside
absolution x 10
COT
We’re lucky to be here and lucky to be healthy. Be grateful for your health and these mornings and these other men. Thoughts are with Puddles as he goes off to Hendersonville to get married next weekend. Aye!