Warmup: WMH, Claps, AC
We are approaching the anniversary of a monumental moment in the history of education. It was 27 years ago that we met a trailblazer, someone who revolutionized the way we view education. His name was Billy Madison, and this is the workout in his name.
The Thang
Escalator of exercises for each grade, with a lap at the end of each set, plus a trivia question with five burpees if guessed incorrectly.
1st – SSH
* What color does Billy draw his duck to pass first grade? (Blue)
2nd – SSH, Squats
* What word does Billy spell in the spelling bee to pass 2nd grade (Couch)
3rd – SSH, Squats, Shoulder Taps
* What word is Billy unable to spell in cursive (Rizzuto)
4th – SSH, Squats, Shoulder Taps, Hillbillies
* How many bagged lunches does the bus driver steal on the 3rd grade field trip? (30)
5th – SSH, Squats, Shoulder Taps, Hillbillies, Step Lunges
* The janitor finds out the color of Ms Lippy’s car is what? (Green)
6th – SSH, Squats, Shoulder Taps, Hillbillies, Step Lunges, Merkins
* With what does Billy scare the school nurse? (Fake lice)
7th – SSH, Squats, Shoulder Taps, Hillbillies, Step Lunges, Merkins, LBC
* What high priced item does a boy find in the graduation party piñata (Rolex)
8th – SSH, Squats, Shoulder Taps, Hillbillies, Step Lunges, Merkins, LBC, Parker Peter
* With what school lunch food does the cafeteria lady scare the kids? (Sloppy Joes)
9th – SSH, Squats, Shoulder Taps, Hillbillies, Step Lunges, Merkins, LBC, Parker Peter, Dry Docks
* What subject is on the chalkboard that the science teacher is talking about in Billy’s first high school class? (Chlorophyll)
10th – SSH, Squats, Shoulder Taps, Hillbillies, Step Lunges, Merkins, LBC, Parker Peter, Dry Docks, WWII
* From what Shakespeare play do Billy and Eric both recite? (Hamlet)
11th – SSH, Squats, Shoulder Taps, Hillbillies, Step Lunges, Merkins, LBC, Parker Peter, Dry Docks, WWII, Right Arm High
* In the final showdown, Billy rambles incoherently about what topic from the category Reflections of Society in Literature? (Industrial Revolution)
12th – SSH, Squats, Shoulder Taps, Hillbillies, Step Lunges, Merkins, LBC, Parker Peter, Dry Docks, WWII, Right Arm High, Left Arm High
* What category does Billy choose for Eric that makes him go crazy? (Business ethics)
COT
Announcements
* TBR 5-year anniversary on Saturday
* The Wolf CSAUP is Feb. 19
* Show support for Catskill, who is sidelined for the coming weeks with a calf injury
Extra Credit:
- Name two of the three Nudie Magazine Day mags: (She-male fiesta, Women over 80, Drunk Chicks)
- What was Principal Anderson’s pro wrestling name? (The Revolting Blob)
- What band is on Billy’s shirt when he arrives for his first day of high school (REO Speedwagon)
- What’s the name of the high school Billy attends? (Knibb High)
- What event in 1588 does Billy guess correctly to get the bus driver’s shirt off? (Spanish Armada)
BOM: Don’t forget the importance of mumblechatter. Whether it’s ball-busting and jokes, or encouragement and support, it’s a key component of the Fellowship aspect of F3, bonding the Pax and building camaraderie.