45 Minutes of Nonsense & 800 Head of Sheep

September 17, 2021

WHEN: 09/17/2021
QIC: Mothman
PAX: Yanni, Dueling Banjos, Brotox, Marky Mark, Jinx, Flowbee, Germ, Paper Jam, Monte Cristo (Respect), Bo Peep (FNG), Bright Idea, Cricket, Duplo, Molar, Mothman

It was a glorious day in Briar Chapel. Somewhat humid.

Extra Credit:

  • Dueling Banjos and Jinx completed a 5K
  • Mothman split off (because that’s what I do) and did the 2.2 mi Cricket Loop

Warm Up:

  • Today we had the pleasure of meeting FNG Zach Hobbs
  • Zach is from Boone and works in the Solar industry with Cricket
  • Zach has two kids and 800 sheep on a 150 acre farm outside of Boone (note to self: the kids are not goats – they are real live human kids, and I’m sure they are adorable)
  • We began our warm-up with the tried and true SSH
  • Duplo arrived after our SSH’s and nearly took out the water bottles setup as part of the morning festivities – Duplo, thank you for not running them over!
  • The PAX then moved into Forward Arm Circles and Reverse Arm Circles
  • Flutter Kicks
  • Willie Mays Hays

Main Event:

  • The PAX counted off and began with a Ricky Bobby (even’s & odd’s each formed a line) around the AO
  • Upon returning to the AO the even’s & odd’s maintained their distance and lined up behind the water bottles that were spared from Duplo wrath, as described earlier in this story
  • The PAX held a relay race dribbling down and back using their dominant hand. The even’s won the first round. Winners had 5 burpees, Losers had 10 burpees.
  • After mixing up the teams, slightly, the PAX held another bball relay using their weak hand. The mostly odd’s team won. Winners had 5 burpees, Losers had 10 burpees.
  • In his valiant effort to bend, not break the rules, Brotox did wipe out the phone and speaker placed in the AO. The speaker still works like a charm and the phone sustained zero damage.
  • The PAX then moseyed over to the basketball courts, maintaining their groupings, and executed another relay where each team member needed to sink a free throw to win. Squats were executed after the relay.
  • The people’s chair (each PAX counting for 7 seconds) was executed.
  • Another round of free throw relays were held.
  • Another round of people’s chair (this time at 10 seconds each)
  • We tossed in some Flutter Kicks for good measure

Marry:

  • Molar was as sharp as a tack during his first Marry in 18 months. He suggested the PAX do a ring of fire burpees (5 each)
  • Yanni went first and decided to integrate one basket ball into his exercise. That challenge couldn’t go unanswered by the rest of the PAX so everyone answered the call.

Announcements:

  • We have open slots at AO’s across Churham – it’s a great opportunity to lead
  • Brotox will be Q’ing at #morningwood on Monday, September 20th
  • Flowbee is moving to Utah – We wish you all the best on your move!
  • Briar Chapel Root / Rock 5K, 10K, Marathon
  • Durham CSOP Event October 30th

BOM:

  • Have a great Friday and enjoy your weekend!