Maraschino rolled in late for EC. Believing himself to be a great orator like Julius Caesar, Maraschino threw us a few quips, learned from boardroom litigations, and then began a block EC. The ME was taken from the 12 Days of Christmas Burpees that Cardiac led at Tobacco Road just prior to Christmas Day. I changed it a bit and renamed the workout the 12 Days of Freedom because Maraschino has long held private sympathies for the Shaman. I believe most of this is jealously because the Shaman has better abs, and is even more vegan (and genuinely radical) than Maraschino.

I would include a photo but this new format won't allow for a copy and paste.

12 Days of Freedom Burpees (must play Rachmaninoff's Piano Concerto no. 2, Lang Lang version)
1 military merkin burpee
2 star jump burpees
3 double-pump burpees
4 tuck-jump burpees
5 diamond-merkin burpees
6 plank jack burpees
7 jumparoo burpees
8 x-men burpee
9 Mountain climber burpee
10 burpees with bonnie blair
11 bump draft burpees
12 merkin burpee

We made it through 11 full rounds and 12 merkins of the final round.

Announcements: Maraschino proposed a new social structure based on his strange jurisprudence of authoritarianism. In it, Maraschino limits participation to a select few people and the majority will be denied food, shelter, and healthcare if they do not meet the Maraschino's standard. However, he did wish everyone a Happy New Year.

Vice is proposing a time change for Paradise, so please send him nasty DM's

Dean Wormer and Uzi bought coffee and bagels from Brandwein's.