04/20/2022 Rameses – Digital Couponing with a Nihilist

April 23, 2022

WHEN: 04/20/2022
QIC: Bump Draft
PAX: Lightweight, Flappy, Deep Dish, Yurt, Cauliflower, Count Chocula, Wile E, Gunny, Hermey, O’Shag
ME HEADCOUNT: 11
EC HEADCOUNT: 3

I figured out on Tuesday evening that Flappy is a nihilist. This is not necessarily a negative, as there are versions of nihilism that are also compatible with genuine existence. Most chefs are nihilists and fear the ideologue who could introduce optimism into the mix. That's not good for the kitchen–and I certainly do not want my airline chicken prepared by an optimist.

How do we know that Flappy is a nihilist? 1. A published article shows that Flappy has a familiarity with academic philosophy. This also apparently led him to the underworld life of fine dining. 2. He refuses to smile during Name o Rama. 3. Similar to Hamilton's version of Aaron Burr, Flappy chooses not to take a public position on most things. 4. He skis

With these new understandings, I modified ME to reflect the nihilism present at Rameses.

Warm-up: ran up the hill to complete 10 burpees and a few merkins; ran to a parking garage.

ME: traveling burpee up first ramp and then ran to top and back to ramp; mostly, we did a lot of traveling burpees and running; there were some bear crawls too; Flappy complained about not being directly outdoors (an assured flaw his in nihilistic anthropology)

We completed a combination of Count-Chocula Bonnie Blairs (jazzercise style) and kraken burpees, adding to 41 reps of everything. Ran back to AO for some more kraken burpees. I believe everyone was smoked. I forgot to mention that we briefly discussed the unwritten and or customary practices of F3, such as a love for digital couponing and openly criticizing/embarrassing the local site Q. Nota bene: I did not receive the prized 'Lightweight Loaf.' However, I was given a four-pack of beer via Lightweight. It was very appreciated.