The HCs were slow to come yesterday for my taste. I made an appeal on Slack that my plan needed 10 PAX. We had 7 attend with 6 HCs. While an excellent HC/attendance ratio, we were still a little short of the 10 I called out. Fortunately, my plan didn't really need a specific number. For your good, I will deceive or mislead to get you out of the fartsack! You're welcome.

Warmarama
Imperial Walkers, Squats IT, Hillbilly Squats, SSH, mosey’d/Super Mario/Karaoke to the track, took a lap to check for ice

Main Event
Burpee Mile. 8 Burpees, run 400m, repeat 4x. Pick up the 6.
Penguins.
Lined up on on side of the track for 11s. Shoulder Touch Merkins and Monkey Humpers via Bear Crawl and Crawl Bear.
Homer to Marge one leg/IC/IT.
Ricky Bobby lap.

Mary
6" hold between Flutters, Hello Dolly, Heels to Heaven, Box Cutters