Twas the Q Before Christmas (F3 Poem)

December 21, 2018

WHEN: December 12, 2018
QIC: MIsery
PAX: NA, just a poem for the PAX
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By Misery for House of Pain

Twas the Q before Christmas, when all through House of Pain
Many creatures were stirring, because we’re all a bit insane
@doogie was nestled, all snug in his bed
While visions of an @sweats beatdown ran through his head
When on Slack, there arose such a clatter
@elf called out @2ply @cosmo and @ sweater
@theexchange was out of town, or so he would say
But @Pedialyte and @avalanche would join us today
@vespa arrived, bringing many gifts
Kettlebells and sandbags, too heavy to lift
As ME drew near, and the sky was still black
@beano and @assisi would surely not fartsack
@loonie shouted out, for he had the Q
On @Botched, @OPEC, @knope to name a few
When what to my wandering eye should appear
Burpees, Merkins, and a beatdown was near
I briefly gave thought, to the ghosts of Qs past
@shakeit, @juco and @tuco from ye old backblast
As I cast a glance, across the county line
I hoped @subprime and @gordo at ramses were fine
And @misery exclaimed, as we concluded Name-O-Rama
Merry Christmas to all and to all, do 20 Johnny Drama