This aggression will not stand, man

October 22, 2021

WHEN: 10/22/2021
QIC: Splashback
PAX: Chum, Nighthawk, Cousin Vinny, Nescafe, Zook, Montecristo, Duplo, Dueling Banjos, Bump Draft

Another Splashback Q – another trip down the archives of F3 backblasts in search of inspiration. Saw a few “4 corners” routines that caught my eye – but I couldn’t make it work in my head when thinking about the layout at the wall. So I pulled up google maps and went in search of nearby areas that 1. – Didn’t have a lot of morning traffic (or so I hoped) and 2. – had reasonable distances for the modes of travel I had in mind. Only took a minute before Boulder park caught my eye and I thought – we haven]t been over there in a while – lets do that! So off we go:

 

Warmup:

20 Imperial Walkers IC

10 Good Mornings IC

Arm Circles – forward and back

10 WMH

The Thang:

Mosey to the top of the hill leading down to BC Parkway.

Crawl Bear down to the first street lamp. Significant mumble chatter ensued regarding the distances between the lights and why they suddenly seemed so far apart…

Trivia Time: On this date in history Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson of The Black Crowes got divorced. How long were they married? 6, 7 or 8 years? DB thought it was 7 but the PAX rallied around Nighthawk who thought it was 6. Should have trusted DB – the answer is 7 – so 7 Burpees all around.

Mosey over to Boulder Park.

4 Corners. Start with one exercise then a different mode of travel to the next one adding an exercise at each.

Corner 1:10 Burpees

Crab Walk to Corner 2

Corner 2: 10 Burpees, 20 Merkins

Mosey to Corner 3

Corner 3: 10 Burpees, 20 Merkins, 30 Jump Squats

Bear Crawl to Corner 4

Corner 4: 10 Burpees, 20 Merkins, 30 Jump Squats, 40 Monkey Humpers

Mosey to Corner 1

Corner 1: 10 Burpees, 20 Merkins, 30 Jump Squats, 40 Monkey Humpers, 50 Side Shuffle Hops

Mosey back to the base of our first hill. Bear Crawl to the first light. More complaining about said lights

Trivia Time Part 2: On this date in 1962 The Cuban Missile Crisis Began. How many days did it last? I gave the PAX a hint that there was a Kevin Costner movie with the answer in the title because I was whooped. Chum came through with the answer – 13 days. 13 Squats all around.

Mosey back to the AO.

Mary:

Only LBCs today.

100 of them IC.

Announcements:

-Bump Draft has now added a “Welcome Party” ruck event to Saturday mornings at TBR. so its Welcome Party starting at 0500, EC 0530-0630 and ME 0630-0730.

-Nescafe is hosting a Meet & Greet for Cousin Vinny on the BC clubhouse lawn this Saturday from 4-6. Come say hi – I’m told there will be refreshments. Please RSVP via the link on slack.

COT:

Nothing profound today – just thanks to everyone for coming out. F3 continues to consistently be one of the best parts of y day so I’m grateful for this group and everyone who helps keep it going. Until next time – AYE!

Moleskine:

Backblast title obviously comes from The Big Lebowski – one of the best and most quotable movies ever. Some solid references to that flick in the Mumblechatter this morning and that always makes me smile.