24 PAX convened at the Briar Chapel Clubhouse to celebrate the past year of accomplishments and tomfoolery in F3 in Chatham with the 3rd annual year-end gathering/holiday party/banquet/2ndF/award show.

The Thang (The Awards)

Disclaimer: These awards are not performance based. We don’t care how far you can run. We don’t care how fast you can bear crawl. We don’t care how many merkins you can do. We don’t care how many F3 workouts you attended this year. These awards are irregardless of all of that. The goal here is to laugh — together with you, not at you. And obviously we can’t give everyone an award every year, so don’t take offense if you were missed this year.

Zero to Hero Award: Splashback
Flex Seal Award: Minecraft
The Eagle Scout Award: Fieri
The Yes We Can! Award: Rebar
Mugatu Designer Award: Bright Idea
Best Porn Name Award: Brotox
Second Best Squid Tattoo Award: Jingles
Couch to 5K Award: Jinx
The Practice Makes Perfect Award: Bumpdraft
Mr T Award: Gomer
Most Accurate Nickname Award: Dive
JAG Attendance Award: Catskill
No Limit Soldier Award: Zook
Ed Lover Award: Paper Jam
What A Feeling Award: Petri

COT

In closing, in 2019 we did stuff. We built stuff. We got together and drank stuff. And all of that was awesome. But I think the best part of 2019 was the new additions to the PAX. We added some fantastic guys this year. It’s impossible to keep everyone enthusiastic about F3 year after year, but some of the guys that have joined this year have been some of our MVPs, bringing enthusiasm, new ideas, and jumping right into leadership roles. They know who they are. And they’re much appreciated. It’s a great reason to keep recruiting in 2020. T-claps to a great year, men!