As the men began to amass, Chum looked around and noticed the Q was not present.  He then attempted to use some wizardry to make the Q appear by calling the one-minute warning (kind of like washing your car and then it rains), but the incantation just produced Duplo (as it usually does).  But just then Marky Mark ran over and stated that he was the clown car driver for the Q, and when he went by the Q’s abode there were no lights were on; nothing was stirring, not even a Q.  So, MM had the fantastic idea to have everybody Q. And then someone else suggested the whole Q should be burpees variations with AO laps in between.

Warm-Up

• SSH (Marky Mark)
• Arm Circles (Brotox)
• Mountain Climbers (ICE)
• Slow Merkins (Stubbs)
• Frankensteins (Minecraft)
• Stretches (Chum)

Main Event 

Yanni – Double Merkin Burpees

Zook – Surf Burpees

Cricket – Hand Release Burpees

Duplo – Traveling Burpees

Stubbs – Bernie Burpees

Closer – Curb Irkin Burpees

Minecraft – Plank Jack Merkins

Chum – Plank Jack Burpees

Marky Mark – Hill sprint

Mothman – Slow Squats

John Boy – Goofballs

ICE – High Knees

Sprint back to AO …

Mary 

Stubbs – Ring of Fire (5x merkins)

Announcements

• The Gambler II CSAUP on Saturday, 4/6/19.  Deets on Slack at #the_gambler_ii
• Forces of Nature Challenge is complete.  Boyardee was the lucky winner and selected the Ronald McDonald house as his charity.

BOM

Boyardee brought the PAX home, noting that while everyone makes mistakes, the value in those mistakes is both learning from them and owning up to them.

Moleskin

• When one PAX member in the pitch black walked straight into a bench, another noted “You pulled an ICE.” Turns out those words were spoken by ICE. Props for saying (and owning) what everyone was thinking.
• It was theorized that the PAX doing Goofballs in a heavily populated area is probably a recruiting deterrent.
• Deep thought from this morning: if PromNight makes a man, how come a Manmaker isn’t a PromNight?