Hillsborough’s Ultimate Post-Super Bowl Fart Sack

February 23, 2019

WHEN: 02/04/2019
QIC: Pusher
PAX: Amelia, Buffay, Nubbin, Matter, Silver Swimmer

2.4.19 marks the historic fart sack in Historic Hillsborough, NC.

Here is the severely tardy back blast of what the rest of us were up to at #TheRock. Disclaimer that some PAX may have been left off due to recall bias. However, the details of this beat down are air tight!

The winke helped recall our work in the early gloom. Akin to a Christopher Robin type depiction of #TheRock. We made it through everything except bear crawling up the sidewalk and 11s at the bridge/paved hill.

Warm-up: (see center of winke) at traffic circle complete with Finkle Swings to commemorate the punting and field goal kicking excitement of SB 53.

The Thang:

Traditional Jacobs ladder up grassy hill starting with 4 burpees up to 10. Plank for the 6.

Mosey to Cates Creek Park for 11s with dips and pull-ups in honor of the bearded MVP.

Mosey to shovel flag for Mary. See winke.

COT: Welcome Matter now in Churham (originally posting in Mebane) who brought neighbor Silver Swimmer (originally named Tug Boat and renamed due to duplicate). So many options with this PAX (see hospital name) of the “respect, respect” caliber but he tells us he struggles to get his triathlon swim time down. Hence the spin on Silver Sneakers.

Prayers for those in the fart sack and those who despise Tom Brady.