Happy Trails, Ol’ Roy

April 3, 2021

WHEN: 04/03/2021
QIC: Cosmo
PAX: Houdini, Teo, Rocket, Peppermint Pattie, Fiddlestick, Sonar, Bitcoin, Newt, Managu, Scrooge McDuck, Count Chocula, Mueller

Ol’ Roy dropped a dadgum bombshell this week by announcing his retirement after 18 years as head coach of the UNC men’s basketball team.

Ol’ Roy demands more burpees!

 

 

As a dyed-in-the-wool Carolina fan, I shared some of the frustrations with his seeming stubbornness. Like, play zone sometimes. And get your team hyped to play in the ACC tournament like you did EVERY time they played State. On the other hand, I actually came around on the timeout thing, mostly because of this.

Quibbles about his idiosyncrasies aside, you can’t argue with results. He led the Tar Heels to 45 NCAA tournament wins, 5 Final Fours, 4 title games and 3 national titles in his 18 years here, the best of any program during this period. So thought it only fitting to have the PAX of TBL pay their respects by doing a rep for each of his 903 career wins, 485 at UNC, 418 at Kansas. Warm-up reps counted, IC counted as one rep.

Warmup
  • SSH x 20IC
  • Imperial walker x 20IC
  • Slow squat x 20IC
  • LBAC x 10IC, reverse x 10IC
  • Slow Merkin x 15IC
  • 5 burpees oyo

100 reps

 

Thang
Moseyed to one corner of field – Noted to the PAX that there would be no Roy Williams without his mentor and father figure Dean Smith, so we paid tribute to Dean as well by going Four Corners style for the following. (We only ran to the midfield corners, though in hindsight this was a mistake. Poor clock management, as you will see later.)
  • 10 burpees at each corner and low squat hold. Then observed that the UNC basketball motto is Play Hard. Play Smart. Play Together.  So we did 10 burpees IC together.
  • 15 Merkins at each corner – plank hold. Then Pep counted 15 Merkins for us to do together
  • 20 dry docks at each corner – low plank hold – Count Chocula counted 20 dry docks together
  • 25 WWII at each corner – low squat hold – Houdini counted 25 WWII together
  • 30 jump squats at each corner – plank hold – Rocket counted 30 jump squats together
500 reps
Mosey to rocks
  • OHP x 25
  • Row x 25
  • Curl x 25

Repeat for total of 150 reps

 

Mosey back to circle for

Mary
  • Flutter kick x 50IC
  • LBC x 25IC
  • American hammer x 25IC
  • Bicycle x 25IC
  • Heels to heaven x 25IC
  • 3 burpees oyo

153 reps
Voila, 903 reps.
Unfortunately, we zipped through this and still had 8 minutes to spare. So a full-field suicide was in order as penance, then a flap jack, bear crawling half the field then crab walking the remainder. (Teo bearcrawls faster than all of us even with Rocket on his back.)
Then circled up for Homer to Marge, Exicon version, with a call of Homer being six-inch hold and Marge is heels to heaven. Approximately 90 seconds of this and the PAX held strong. Fin.

COT

New Wednesday site is coming to South Durham at Newhope Church. Details will be announced soon. Rocket’s turning 9 soon, so we did 9 burpees in his honor. YHC took us out.


Moleskin
Great crew today as always. T-claps to Fiddlestick, Managu and Count Chocula, newer guys who have been crushing it consistently. Fiddlestick even was rocking some fresh F3 gear today. Good to see Rocket out along with my 2.0 Houdini. Would love to continue to see a good representation of 2.0s out at TBL. Great bonding experience for fathers and sons, and good inspiration for all us old guys. Aye!