Grateful Shred: A Long Strange Trip Through Forest Hills Park

August 14, 2018

WHEN: 08/14/2018
QIC: BananaSplit
PAX: Roach, SodaPopinski, Green Egg, CoolJ, Bluth, Soybean, Crabcake, Cosmo, Liverpool, NoFun (FNG), Pebbles, Sweater Vest, PreK, Kia, Chubbs, Knope, Bells, Justice, Weenie Roast

YHC is grateful for F3, grateful for the F3 community, and grateful to Q his first workout.  He’s also a casual Deadhead — hence the title of this workout.  YHC lives in Forest Hills and The Big Dance is his home turf — so he was eager to bring the pain.  YHC devised a brisk workout, loosely inspired by the Dead.

YHC suggests that PAX play this video while reading for optimal Backblast experience.  Skip to ~8:15 for high water mark Jerry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xiihxJF_7k

The Warm Up:

  • Good mornings IC x10
  • SSH: IC x 41 — YHC forgot he was responsible for counting
  • Imperial Walkers IC x10
  • Willie Mayes Hayes: IC x10

The Thang:

Short mosey through the morning dew into the bowels of Forest Hills Park, over the bridge, to the bare spot in the dark.

First Activity — Morning Dew

  • 25 Merkins
  • Bear crawl to dead tree (that you couldn’t see until you were close because it was so dark)
  • 15 Burpees
  • Run back
  • Repeat

Mosey past the huge magnolia tree, around the bend to the big meadow.

Second Activity — Dark Star

  • 30 Jump Squats
  • Bunny hops to the bench (that you also couldn’t see, Weenie Roast gets EC for hopping past)
  • 30 Jump Lunges
  • Run back
  • Repeat

Mosey from the meadow to the new bench/pergola at the end of the park.

Third Activity — Hurts Me Too

  • Dips x20
  • Derkins x15
  • Dips x15
  • Derkins x10
  • Dips x15
  • Derkins x10

Mosey from the bench to the top of Murder Hill — named because it is a beast to run and because the infamous Peterson murder happened in the mansion at the top of the hill.  A clever PAX suggested that it be renamed Dire Wolf Hill (Please don’t murder me…).  Morbid, but also thematically perfect.

Fourth Activity — Dire Wolf

  • Plank hold while the 6 scurried up up Dire Wolf Hill.
  • True Americans 15 OYO
  • Brief mumblechatter about “The Staircase” Netflix Documentary.  (Neighborhood consensus = he did it.)

Brisk mosey back to tennis courts for Mary:

Fifth Activity — Brown Eyed Woman

  • BananaSplits IC x10 — these had another name…but they’re called BananaSplits when I’m Q’ing.
  • LBCs x30

Announcements:

  • 9/11 stair run happening at UNC/NC State
  • 3rd F lunch happening Friday.

Prayer Requests:

  • CoolJ’s sister gave birth to a healthy baby.
  • FNG NoFun’s wife is recovering from surgery — prayers for peace and endurance for he and his son.
  • YHC’s sister is getting married this weekend.

Weenie Roast closed out the show with prayer, including a group recitation of the Lord’s Prayer.

YHC didn’t hear no babies crying this morning.