Don’t Google Merkins

January 12, 2022

WHEN: 01/12/2022
QIC: Dueling Banjos
PAX: Cricket, Bump Draft, Sugar Shack, Half Back, Marky Mark, Paper Jam, Brotox, Chum
ME HEADCOUNT: 9
EC HEADCOUNT: 3
COFFETERIA HEADCOUNT: 0

A frigid 24 degrees awaited the heartiest of PAX for another installment of The Big House. This episode featured the miseducation of Sugar Shack on the origin of Merkins and guidance to Google image search in order to discover the true origin. It was suggested that a work computer be used while Chum’s boss might be watching. Bad idea.

3 PAX complete Zero to Murph training. No coffeteria, although several PAX invited themselves over for coffee at YHC’s house.

The Warm Up:

  • SSH IC x 20
  • Mountain Climbers IC x 20
  • Imperial Walkers IX x 20
  • WMH x 10
  • Good Mornings x 10
  • Slow Squats x 10
  • Arm Circles FW IC x 10
  • Arm Circles RV IC x 10

The Thang:

– Run to the intersection of BC Pwky and the traffic circle. Sprint to next intersection

– 20 Merkins

– Sprint to next intersection

– 15 Merkins

– Mosey to the Wall at the retention park

– Dips IC x 10, Derkins x 10

– Mosey to Bennett Mountain Trace

– Stop at YHCs house and make comments about Ring cameras. Remaining exercises would get us back to the AO (3/4 of a mile).

– Traveling Set going from 1 to 11 (we only made it to 8 though):

— Lunge IC, Burpee, Wide Squat Jump, Dry Dock, Donkey Kick (repeat)

– Catch me if you can

— One partner Bernie Sanders. The other does Merkins to 6. Flap jack

– Grab some curb for…

— Johnny Dramas x 20

— Clock Merkin on the curb x 5 on each direction

– Mosey back to AO

Mary:

– Asheboro Abs

– Ring of fire (merkins to 10)