De-Escalating The Pandemic

May 29, 2020

WHEN: 05/28/2020
QIC: Floyd
PAX: Wolverine, Cardiac, Scapula, WeedNFeed, Bellhop, One Direction

7 PAX arrived in the very real, non-virtual gloom, somewhat saddened, but not surprised that Doogie wouldn’t be their Q today. They were also excited that YHC would be their Q because they thought it would be easy, full of Floyd planks, and flawlessly executed. They were wrong on all 3 accounts. I decided to give the PAX a good-old fashioned escalator, but using social distancing spacing to help reduce the spread of COVID. All PAX kept 10ft apart during the entire workout.

Warm-Up:
SSH x 10
Arm circles x 10
Reverse Arm circles x 10
IW x 10
Hillbillies x 10
Stretch out

The Thang: A good old-fashioned Escalator

PAX moseyed in a socially distant manner to Herndon Park (which is still closed for unexplainable reasons).

Station 1:
SSH x 10

Station 2:
SSH x 10
Slow Merkins x 10

Station 3:
SSH x 10
Slow Merkins x 10
Air Squats x 10

Station 4:
SSH x 10
Slow Merkins x 10
Air Squats x 10
Dry Docks x 10

Intermission:
Dips x 10
Slow Irkins x 10
Derkins x 10

Station 5:
SSH x 10
Slow Merkins x 10
Air Squats x 10
Dry Docks x 10
5 Goooolden Burpees (OYO)

Station 6:
SSH x 10
Slow Merkins x 10
Air Squats x 10
Dry Docks x 10
5 Goooolden Burpees (OYO)
WWII situps x 10

Station 7:
SSH x 10
Slow Merkins x 10
Air Squats x 10
Dry Docks x 10
5 Goooolden Burpees (OYO)
WWII situps x 10
Shoulder taps x 10

Station 8:
SSH x 10
Slow Merkins x 10
Air Squats x 10
Dry Docks x 10
5 Goooolden Burpees (OYO)
WWII situps x 10
Shoulder taps x 10
Jump Squats x 10

Intermission #2:
Dips x 10
Slow Irkins x 10
Derkins x 10

Mary:
Cardiac-led Flutter kicks x 40
OneD led- LBCs x 40

COT: It’s great to be back out, in the gloom with you guys. Proud of how well we’ve been working on keeping things safe, but moving things forward.

It has been a while since I Q’d an escalator. Let’s just say that YCH wasn’t on his best game in terms of counting, or remembering what exercise was next. The whole crew did a great job of keeping us on task and bringing the workout together into a cohesive, team event.