Born With Power Far Beyond Mortal Men

October 30, 2018

WHEN: 10/30/2018
QIC: Banana Split
PAX: Bells, Knope, Cousin Dale (FNG), Justice, Gordon Gekko, Funny Money, Muggsy, Roach, Soda Popinski, Weenie Roast, No Fun, Bluth, Low Tide, Magellan, Crabcake, Sweatervest

Valient Thorr — one of YHC’s all-time favorite bands — is doing a short tour with its original drummer and bass player.  (Raleigh Nov12 if anyone wants to join me.)   YHC decided to celebrate by jamming some VT during this morning’s punishment session.

YHC adores this band first and foremost because they seriously shred.  Additionally, the music has an incredibly positive message, they’re all super nice guys, and they’re all originally from from NC.

Video below for the non-Thorriors among us:

Warm-Up:

  • 15 burpees OYO
  • 15 mountain climbers
  • 15 windmills
  • 15 WMH
  • 15 SSH


Main Event:

3 minute burpee max out to the tune of Red Flag — video above.  This jam features a very F3 message:

Born with power
Far beyond mortal men
On a mission
Where it’s gonna take him he ain’t ever coming back
No surrender
No man spared

Weenie won the contest with 50 burpees in ~3 minutes.

Buddy up and mosey to monkey bars for 3 sets of 10 pull-ups, buddy assist as necessary.

Mosey to shelter for up/down cliff hanger merkins, two sets of 10.

Then derkin / dip combo sets of 15 and 10.

Mosey to the hill adjacent to the tennis courts for a quickie buddy DORA:

  • Backwards run up the hill, backwards backwards run back down.
  • 200 Joel Berries — jump squat to a jump shot.
  • 200 LBCs
  • VT jams — Nomadic Sacrifice, Steeplechase, Tackle the Walrus — motivated the PAX.
  • Backwards hill run + jump squats was a particularly nasty combo.

Most PAX pairs finished.


Mary:

  • 15 burpees OYO just because
  • 30 star spangled hammers
  • 25 WWIIs
  • 40 heels to heaven
  • 5 merkin ring of fire


COT:

  • Welcome FNG Cousin Dale
  • No announcements.
  • Prayers for Blue Indian, elbow injury, getting an MRI.
  • YHC closed the show with a short prayer.

TACKLE THE WALRUS!