Bad Boys hit Killer Bs – IronPAX week 1

September 6, 2019

WHEN: 09/05/2019
QIC: Stop Drop and Roll
PAX: Uzi, TB, Good Morning America, Red October, Dean Wormer, Sir Mix a Lot, Popeye

YHC showed up 8 minutes early to set up to find Uzi who knows how deep into a warmup and Dean Wormer already fully set up the arena for the day. PAX y’all. The best.

Music setup – check; timer – check; PAX – check

Quick Warmup – 30 SSH, PAX instructed to do what it takes to warm up on way to the field

IronPAX week 1 – THE THANG

5 rounds

  • 10 yard broad jumps
  • 10 burpees; 10 lunge jumps; 10 WWIIs
  • 10 yard broad jumps
  • 10 burpees; 10 lunge jumps; 10 WWIIs
  • 10 yard broad jumps
  • 10 burpees; 10 lunge jumps; 10 WWIIs
  • 30 yard bearcrawl back to the start

Inner Monologues

  • Round 1: pace yourself, pace yourself, pace yourself
  • Round 2: good call on pacing yourself, good call on pacing yourself, dying
  • Round 3: We have HOW many more rounds? TWO!?
  • Round 4: Fuzzy, everything is fuzzy, the world is slowing, so is my time
  • Round 5: I’ve done this 4 times, so I think I’m doing it right but I really can’t be sure because I’m just trying to maintain consciousness… oh I’m done?! cool

Timing ranged from YHC at 23:32 (with UZI hot on my heels @ 24:50) to just over 31 minutes. Proud of these dudes.

PAX mosied back to startex and we did 5 minutes of vigorous stretching – I warned the PAX that the hip flexors were not going to be happy about this one. It’s Friday morning as I write this and I am 3 ibuprofen deep for exactly that reason. STIFF.

BOM:

Closed with some Tennyson:

Tho’ much is taken, much abides; and though
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.