So today is national conspiracy day. At least it was at the big house. The plan was to get in a warm up while sharing some great conspiracy theories you can read about on the internet and then during the main event to give the history of the “Birds Aren’t Real” movement. Why birds aren’t real? Well some time back at the big house the PAX were standing around waiting for the Q when a bunch of birds started going crazy. As to pass the time, YHC brought up something he had seen on the Internet about birds not being real. The PAX got a kick out of that and ever since that day, this has been the ongoing joke at the big house AO. And there are always birds, I mean drones, watching us.

The Warmup

• SSH IC x 15
• Willie Mays Hayes IC x10
• Windmill IC x10
• Dodo Bird IC x15
• Flamingos IC x 10
• Conspiracies to read about in your spare time:
  • Frozen — changed googles algorithm so the movie would appear instead or Walt Disney being cryogenically frozen
  • The Israeli government has a pack of evil, GPS-equipped sharks that they use against their enemies.
  • The earth is flat.
  • The Moon Landing Was Faked?
  • The government has ‘weather weapons’
  • wrestling ISNT real
  • We’re being controlled by chemtrails
  • A theory claims that The Coca-Cola Company intentionally changed to an inferior formula with New Coke, with the intent either of driving up demand for the original product or permitting the reintroduction of the original with a new formula using cheaper ingredients.[20] Coca-Cola president Donald Keough rebutted this charge: “The truth is, we’re not that dumb, and we’re not that smart.

The Thang

head to the traffic circle and let the madness begin. It all makes sense fellas. Read about the movement here: https://birdsarentreal.com/pages/the-history

• Run 1 lap; 5 burpees/5 Slow BWS/5 Slow merkins
• Run 1 lap; 10 burpees/10 BWS/10 Slow merkins
• Run 1 lap; 15 burpees/15 Slow BWS/15 Slow merkins — no lie about this time a group of large drones flew by to see what we were up to
• Run 1 lap; 10 burpees/10 Slow BWS/10 Slow merkins
• Run 1 lap; 5 burpees/5 Slow BWS/5 Slow merkins
• Head back to AO for Birds on a wire. Everyone in a line holding low squat. Each PAX does 5 burpees — because birds, charge on electrical wires

Mary

• Flutters (x15 IC)
• Heels to Heaven (x20 IC)
• Freddy Mercuries (x15 IC)
• Chilly Willies (x20 IC
• Ring of fire (5 merkins)

Announcements

• Per Marky Mark: We mentioned during COT the opportunities to help out our legendary PAX Rambler these next couple weeks. Check out the spreadsheet for meals and rides that’s located here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h2pVtQyboq9C3w-g_1Jem6zRR5lynPX5RfjKwG9fd5I/edit#gid=0 For those that want to donate $$ for a GrubHub gift card, I’m collecting money via Venmo (BenSherman-00) or Paypal (ben@insidecarolina.com) and I’ll buy the gift card late Friday.

COT

So thanks for entertaining me and letting me share this crazy movement. The truth is I dont believe this but if you hang around em after a few drinks these days, you will think otherwise. Either way I think we all have something a little strange that we all do or believe in. Whatever that is, embrace it and share it with others. There is nothing better than seeing generations pass down crazy thoughts, home remedies, or stupid jokes.  Until next time in the gloom, Aye!