07/12/2022 The Piranha – Grateful

July 12, 2022

WHEN: 07/12/2022
QIC: Cosmo
PAX: Houdini, Castaway, Count Chocula, Scapula, Judge, Red Tape, Marco Polo, Bellhop, Swamp, Pallino, Floyd, Loonie, Geppetto, Pikachu, Crash Cart, Awesome Baby, Cardiac, Frizzle, Knope, Bronze Squrl, Hutz
ME HEADCOUNT: 22
EC HEADCOUNT: 4

Showed up to my first F3 workout on my 39th birthday, four years ago today, and my life hasn’t been the same since. Overwhelmed with gratitude to have 22 today at the home AO to help celebrate. The Q of my first workout, Kia, was not present, but the PAX who named YHC and seemingly half of Churham, Floyd, was.

EC
Dragged the boy 2.0 Houdini out early for some Aquaman-makers with Castaway, followed by a brief but rewarding Wim Hof breathing session with Count Chocula.

ME
Standard warmup then stayed put in the circle – Theme today was 4 in honor of the F3aversary.

4 8-count body builders
8 merkins
16 crunches IC
32 jump squats

Then back down the pyramid, in reverse

32 8-count body builders (12, 10, 10)
16 merkins
8 crunches IC
4 jump squats

Mosey to blocks and circle up (grabbed some extra coupons due to large number of PAX and depletion of piranha cinderblock cache)

4 blockees (modify as needed to avoid injury and/or accommodate a non-block coupon)
8 swings
16 squrls (led by Bronze Squrl, natch)
32 bent-over rows

32 blockees (8, 8, 8, 8)
16 swings
8 squrls
4 rows

Mosey to blacktop
We Obama’d varying distances across the blacktop – all gave some, some gave all – four count bear crawl, four merkins, repeat

Cardio pyramid
4 burpees
8 drydocks
16 mountain climber IC
32 SSH IC

32 burpees (12, 10, 10)
16 drydocks
8 mountain climber IC
4 SSH IC

Mosey back to blocks for

MARY
RoF with 4 merkins each
Finished with Homer to Marge

COT
Kind words were said by Scapula, Loonie, Knope and others. Very much appreciated.

Count plugged the Slug Q at Tobacco Road. Slug’s reported aversion to mumble chatter will be tested by Floyd. Should be a good show.

Prayers for Uzi as he recovers from hip surgery. Prayers for my grandmother who is nearing the end of her exceedingly well-lived life, and for my family as we grieve, particularly my granddad. YHC took us out.

Many stuck around for onsite coffeeteria provided by Castaway, Knope, Bellhop and Scapula!

MOLESKIN
This group has shaped who I am in many positive ways. It has also put up with my bouts of cantankerousness/moodiness/outright assholery. For both, I’m eternally grateful to F3 as a whole and to every single one of my fellow PAX. Aye!