05/03/2022 The Jag – Tweaker – an origin story

May 3, 2022

WHEN: 05/03/2022
QIC: Nightshift
PAX: Laces Out, Nitro, Huckleberry, Home Grown Berry, Catskill, Splash Back, Zook, Igloo, Monte Cristo, Shocker, Tweaker(FNG)
ME HEADCOUNT: 12
EC HEADCOUNT: 4

There are some F3 names that leave little to the imagination. For example, Zook and Wuerffel graduated from University of Florida. (As did I, GO GATORS!) This morning we played a 6 degrees game or sorts with our FNG. He shared he is a periodontist and that most people don't know what that is. Splashback said it who you go to when you're gums are messed up. I said I thought you just had to stop the crystal meth. Later on, I asked the dentist names on Seinfeld. Remember the guy who convert to Judaism just for the jokes? That character's name was Tim Watley. Do you remember who played that character? Hint: he went on to become know for the playing the lead character in Breaking Bad. That right… Bryan Cranston played the high school teacher turn crystal meth cooker/dealer and as everyone in Chatham County knows, a tweaker is one who uses Crystal Meth. I love it when a good F3 name comes together.

Warmarama
SSH, WMH, Tin Soldiers(towards the front), Karaoke

The Jag
• Tony Hawk Burpees
• Hillbilly Squats
• Elevens- w/Mike Tyson/Jump Squat and Bear Crawl/Lunge Walk
• Johnny Roscoe- chop the feet until signaled to drop, roll, pop up, and chop some more
• Angle Grinder- plank, touch one knee, Merkin, touch the other, another Merkin
• Groiners
Bear Crawl, Crab Walk, Lunge Walk, Mosey back to the start.

Mary
6" hold between Flutters/Box Cutters/Hello Dolly, Homer to Marge medley, stretching
Split into 2 teams for a Catch Me if You Can race around the bus lot. Who won? We all did! I've lived in Chapel Hill for 20 years and have finally adopted the everybody get a trophy mindset.
Absolution