This may be the first time that the disclaimer wasn’t needed, as it was implied. This morning’s FNG didn’t need to be told that the PAX at The Thicket aren’t professionals considering how the warmup was sufficiently bungled. To add to it, YHC violated his own QIC rule of doing the backblast in the morning when his memory is sharp, and so the report from this morning is hazy at best.

Warmup included assists from future QICs Bump Draft and Jingles before the travel began. The PAX began the ascent up into BC, stopping first for a Lieutenant Dan series and then later for a combination of shoulder taps, Nolan Ryans, and an unnamed hip variation before completing the mosey to the volleyball court. There, bear crawl relays were an effective use of the sand. After enough of that, it was time for dips and Johnny Dramas. The trip back had a stop for a tri-plank ring of fire. And upon return, Bump Draft and Jingles took care of Mary.

The PAX named the morning’s FNG Snyder for the loathsome owner of his Redskins. And the BOM served as a reminder to take advantage of all the Fs — especially 2nd an 3rd — which offer opportunities for service, leadership, and camaraderie.

Aye!