Friday FNG stories

October 14, 2022

WHEN: 10/14/2022
QIC: RG3
PAX: Monte Cristo (respect), Bada Bing, DeWater (respect), Quint, Hal, Stinky Pete, Bandit, Duplo, Nighthawk, Redline, SoniCraut, Guesstimator
ME HEADCOUNT: 13

The Wall was hopping at 5:27 this morning when I arrived. The PAX were circled up, lots of mumblechatter, and plenty of discussion (from Nighthawk) about the pending Volunteers vs Crimson Tide match-up tomorrow. Of course my mind is laser focused on PSU v Michigan so I had to put an end to that chatter.

Before we got started, I asked the PAX to recall some of their favorite or most memorable FNG names and associated stories (particularly those they came up with). And as they had them they could share throughout the workout. Lots of good ones came-up:

Jorts, Golden Pinky, Zook, Mothman, Rambler, Stinky Pete, Manscaper, Timex, Monte Cristo (aka Dutch Master), Bandit, and a few others I can’t recall.

12 PAX were on time, 1 PAX (Duplo) was 30 seconds late. 13 PAX got after it.

Warm-up

  • Box Jumps x 10 IC
  • Imperial Walker x 10 IC
  • Frankensteins x 10 IC
  • Michael Phelps x 10 IC
  • Batwings
    • FAC x 10 IC
    • RAC x 10 IC
    • OC x 10 IC
    • SC x 10 IC

Main Event

Traveling pyramid

The PAX completed a 7 round pyramid with travel in between sets. We made it around the Wall circle twice to do the following:

  • Round 1: 10 slow merkins
  • Round 2: 10 slow merkins + 20 mountain climbers
  • Round 3: 10 slow merkins + 20 mountain climbers + 30 prisoner squats
  • Round 4: 10 slow merkins + 20 mountain climbers + 30 prisoner squats + 40 SSH.
  • Round 5: 10 slow merkins + 20 mountain climbers + 30 prisoner squats
  • Round 6: 10 slow merkins + 20 mountain climbers
  • Round 7: 10 slow merkins

After Pyramid, PAX were awarded with AYG sprints from bottom of Whispering Wind to the first  street light, then instructed to Bernie Sander to the top.

Mary

  • American Hammer x 20 IC
  • Peter Parker x 10 IC
  • Parker Peter x 10 IC
  • Flutter Kicks x 25 IC

Announcements

  • Prayers for Nitro who hurt his back and hasn’t been able to post. He loves the Gloom so reach out to say hello.
  • Lots of Q spots open at the Wall and throughout Chatham. Please step up and fill a spot or three.
  • Penn State vs Michigan at 12pm, Bama vs Vols at 3:30, Duke vs UNC at ??, and Florida State vs Clemson at ?

COT

Created a tough workout so the PAX could feel good about kicking back and relaxing this weekend. Hopefully that includes watching Penn State battle Michigan in the Big House! Until next time.

Moleskin

I started a petition to rename Monte Cristo to Dutch Master but it received no support.