Just gotta say: YHC usually feels a bit nervous before Qing, and even more so this morning after not having Qed for six months. This morning’s combination of “inclement weather” and the good humor of our PAX was a true grace, in that it shifted my attention away from anxiety around my performance as the Q to the shear ridiculous joy of trying to bear-crawl a straight line after rolling down a muddy hill at 5:45am…what can be more fun than that? To the 9 PAX that shared this misadventure with YHC: thank you.
Warmup
(Lowtide and Sherwin led a campaign to warm up under the awning)
6-count burpee x10
High Kicks, Cadence Count x10
6-count burpee x10
Good Morning x10
6-count burpee x10
(F#*@ the awning! We’re taking this thing into the elements!)
Imperial Walker x10
6-count burpee x10
(saturated)
Little Baby Arm Circles x10 and reverse x10
6-count burpee x10
Imperial Squat Walker x10
6-count burpee x10
(“Grab your raincoats if you’ve got em!”)
Mosey outside the gate
The Thang
6-count burpee x10
Partner carry to Riggsbee, alternating as necessary
(Is that a cool clean mountain stream flowing down Riggsbee??? We’ve gotta use that!)
6-count aqua burpee x10 in the river that flowed at the gutter in front of the police station
Mosey across the street and down steps to top of the paved circle loop
Move to bottom of Circle loop through “grass field” (read: mud pit)
Mode of transportation: 10 rolls followed by 10 steps of bear crawl, repeat
(I’m bear crawling like a Drunken Sailor…haven’t had this much fun since I was 6)
Escalator: series of exercises followed by a sprint around the Circle Loop.
Round 1: 6-count burpee x10, Bows and Toes waiting on the 6.
Round 2: 6-count burpee x10, Squat jumps (jumpy squats) x15…Bows and Toes.
Round 3: 6-count burpee x10, Squat jumps (jumpy squats) x15, Lunge Jump x8…Bows and Toes.
(Remember: we’re doing this so that Lowtide thinks of us while he’s at Whistler this weekend.)
Round 4: 6-count burpee x10, Squat jumps (jumpy squats) x15, Lunge Jump x8, Monkey Humpers x20…Bows and Toes.
One more 6-count burpee x10, for good measure
Bear crawl back up to the Circle
Mosey back across Riggsbee
Sprint from the stop sign down the straight away to the bend in Broadway.
(YHC would have thought that several weeks off with a new baby would have slowed Toolbox down)
Mary
(Weenie Roast hobbles into circle after giving it all to stave off Toolbox in the sprint)
(“Buddy’s not gonna help you this time!”)
Russian Hammer x30
COT
Banana Split: “Knope’s gonna announce the Bull for 10/26!”