If You Threaten Them, They Will Come

December 15, 2017

WHEN: 12/15/2017
QIC: Yanni
PAX: nanu nanu, soylent, chum, John boy, marky mark, Boyardee, Bunyan, no money, stinky Pete, nitro, zook, gomer, link, bright idea, RG3, gtl, mayor mc cheese, Dueling Banjos, Golden pinkie, skynnard, rambler, mothman, duplo

With the impending due date for Operation Sweet Tooth donations being in the cold gloom, YHC issued a bold threat on Slack the day before, Penalty Burpees for those who arrive empty handed. While threatening people is not condoned, much to the surprise of YHC, donations were poured into the Qs car. I would like to think that the threats really made a difference but it was probably just great guys doing a great thing. Thank you men!

5 men heard the Bugle call of Rambler and got a ruck pre-ME. 18 men joined them and did some pre game SSH until our official time keeper and weather barometer Duplo screeched in at 5:44.59. With the stench of burnt rubber from Duplo’s car wafting through the circle, we got down to business and those nasty 35 burpees.

Warm Up
20 burpees -(YHC was going to reduce it to 0, but Rambler had to taunt the Q)
Squats
IW
Merkins
Arm Circles

ME
Partner up and mosey to the top of the Wall Parking lot
1) P1 bear crawls, P2 does 5 burpees then sprints to P1, switch, to the intersection
Pax will hold plank here, 20x merkins
2) P1 lunge walk, P2 20x merkins then sprint to P1, switch, back to top of Parking lot
PAX will hold plank, 20x merkins

Mosey to tennis courts
using 1 tennis court P1 and P2 face each other on opposite end lines
P1 and P2 bear crawl, meet and do hand slap merkins, crawl bear back – pyramid to 5

Mosey back to the parking lot
Traveling burpees across the parking lot

Mary
Electric Boogaloo
Ski merkins
hammies
butterfly
LBC

COT
Announcements:
2nF Churham xmas party tonight at the Strowd. *Watch out for Coco he can get handsy*
Sunnyside tomorrow 0800 in Great Meadow, Stinky Pete has the Q and promises fun for the 2.0s but misery for the Dads, Donuts and Hot Chocolate for the after party
Special Rabbit AO launching at 6:30PM, Chum will take men and 2.0s on a BC xmas light tour

Shout Out:
ISI

Moleskin
Unseen by anyone, Rambler broke and fixed the shovel flag by doing absolutely nothing
Chum was challenged to lift a downed fire hydrant
Skynyrd’s end game is to be Santa Clause, like Uncle Carl
John Boy questions his decisions at 0445
PAX left the Q to complete ski merkins on his own while laughing
PAX still ponders what Rambler does from midnight to 0300 because we’re pretty sure it aint sleep

Till we meet again in the gloom, Aye!