Life is good…Jackass Merkins are great!

May 21, 2018

WHEN: 05/18/2018
QIC: OPEC
PAX: Bells, Shakeit, Driftwood, Loonie, Peach, Coco, Cooter, Vespa (FNG), Snots, Pedialyte, Juco, Nacho, Lala, Misery?, 2ply?

16 PAX made their way out of their warm beds and into the gloom this AM to celebrate life with YHC and become just a little bit stronger in the process.  At some point in time in our lives, we all come to the realization that we are not guaranteed today, tomorrow, or 5 minutes from now.  For YHC, that moment came a few years ago, somewhere in eastern Afghanistan.  Since then, I haven’t taken the dawn of a new year for granted.  So, taking full advantage life this AM, I led the PAX through something like a circle of life, which appropriately had a beginning, middle, and end.

  • Warmup
    • SSH IC x10
    • Imperial Walkers IC x10
    • Willie Mays Hayes IC x10
    • OH Clap IC x 10
    • Peter Parkers IC x20
    • Count off
  • The Thang
    • Mosey to the bottom parking lot/track entrance (bring coupons)
    • Drop Coupons and Partner up.  Lucky for us we had an even number and more coupons then we knew what to do with. (Thanks EC crew!)
      • Beginning – Warm up #2
        • Partner 1 Runs one lap up hill and around traffic circle
        • Partner 2 AMRAP Burpees until Partner 1 returns to bottom
        • Switch
        • 2 Sets
      • Middle – Coupons
        • Teams grab at least one coupon and mosey to start
        • Partner 1 traveling lunges to first light pole (with coupon)
        • Partner 2 run to first light pole and do AMRAP overhead press with coupon or AMRAP Mountain climbers without, until lunge partner gets to light pole
        • Switch, same movement to second light pole
        • Switch, same movement to third light pole
        • Switch, same movement to fourth light pole
        • Mosey to parking spaces on hill
      • End – Finisher (think Liu Kang vs Sub Zero in Mortal Kombat, except instead of fire vs ice, we get bear crawl vs jackass merkins)
        • Partner 1 Bear crawl to the top of the hill, run back down the hill
        • Partner 2 AMRAP Jackass Merkins until Partner 1 returns
        • Switch
        • 2 Sets
    • Mosey back to start with Coupons
  • Mary
    • We got back to start and oh look! More time for coupons!
    • OH Press w/ coupons – Jackass Merkins for the PAX without
    • Goblet squat w/ coupons – Jackass Merkins for the PAX without
    • Bent-over rows w/ couponse – Jackass Merkins for the PAX without
    • Drop coupons
    • Flutter Kicks IC x20
    • Freddy Mercury’s IC x20
    • Box cutters IC x20
    • Ring of Fire – Superman
  • Announcements
    • 9 Churham PAX were off to the GoRuck Mountain Heavy this weekend.  Get it gents!
  • CoT

First and foremost, welcome FNG Vespa!  He did a hell of a job for his first post.  Looking forward to seeing you in the glom again soon!

Thank you to all the PAX who joined YHC this morning to celebrate life and all the many blessings we have been graciously given along the way.  Always remember that to whom much is given, much is required.

SYITG